#Joke: Catch A Tiger

Started by joker, Sep 08, 2014, 07:31 PM

joker

Five Ways to Catch a Tiger!

American Police Style: Allow the tiger to catch you, then you catch the tiger.

China Police Style: Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then you catch it.

Arab Police Style: Kidnap the tiger's wife and threaten the tiger to surrender.

Indian Police Style: Sing for the tiger until it comes close to you, then catch it.

Nigerian Police Style: Catch a goat, beat it until it agrees that it is a tiger.

Which style is the best?