Funny Joke: Intercourse Charge

[Shola Sholaz]

On their wedding night, Akpos'  young bride approached him and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, Akpos readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with Akpos thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, the wife was surprised to find her husband, Akpos, in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, Akpos explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate down-sizing, and he had been sacked.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another job.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million.
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Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million.
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She explained that she had 'charged' him for intercourse, and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Akpos was so shocked that he could barely speak. Finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have had intercourse only with you.'
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She shot him.