Funny Joke: Akpos Survives

[Shola Sholaz]

WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face?
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AKPOS: Had a terrible day, i lost all my colleagues today at work.
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WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened?
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AKPORS: There was a fire outbreak down in the tunnel and everybody died!
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WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping you alive. How did you make it out my dear?
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AKPOS: Darling, it was God's work. My stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet.
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WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have Happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families. So bad, how are they going to survive now?
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AKPOS: My dear its a pity, but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased $10million each.
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WIFE: What?!!!!! Ten million what? So because of your useless stomach upset and the foolish toilet you refused to die.