Short Joke: New Nigeria

[yetadem]

Akpos, a policeman, met a American journalist at a police roadblock at 1am on the day Nigerian President, Mahammadu Buhari, was sworn in.

The following conversation ensued:

Akpos: Something for your boy?

Journalist: No. this is a new Nigeria. Buhari will make you frog jump.

Akpos: Buhari must eat.