School Joke: In My Shoes

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A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level...

"I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.

JAMES: I will look for stick and kill it!

"That's smart of you James." says the teacher.

"Robbers attacked me in my car and said, ''Your car keys or your life! Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher again.

JOY: I will give them the car keys and run for my life. Once there is life, there is hope.