Comedy Joke: Fuel Ticket

[yetadem]

Attendant: Sir, but you are using a discounted ticket....

Akpos: Yes, any problem?

Attendant: (aghast) But it is a 'children discount' ticket, Sir?

Akpos: (unfazed) Oh, I recently converted to Christianity....

Attendant: (puzzled) So?

Akpos: I am now a born-again CHILD of God.