Crazy Joke- Emergency Telephone Call

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There was a robbery in my neighbour's house and I called Naija police emergency next thing I heard was ...

Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center for English press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3.

Then I pressed 1, another voice came up....

For car accident press 1, for armed robbery press 2, for boko haram please hang up!

Den I pressed 2