Crazy Joke: Why I hate My Boyfriend

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GIRL: I hate my boyfriend!

BOY: Why?

GIRL: He is so cheap he can't even buy me a simple dinner, are all boys like that?

BOY: Of course not, I'm not like that.

GIRL: I'm going to break up with him.

BOY: Ok but know I'm available.

[Girl stands to leave]

BOY: Wait, where are you going?

GIRL: To break up with my boyfriend of course.

BOY: You can't leave.

GIRL: Why?

BOY: Who is going to pay for the lunch we just had?