Comedy Joke: Opposite of Big

Started by yetadem, Dec 12, 2015, 11:45 PM

yetadem

In an English class, the teacher wants to test the knowledge of her students...

TEACHER: Can anyone tell me the opposite of big?

JANE: (raises up her hand) Small.

TEACHER: Good! Opposite of Rich?

JOHN: Poor.

TEACHER: Correct! Now who can tell me the opposite of minimum?

AKPOS: (jumping and shouting) me! Me!! Me!!!

TEACHER: Tell us, Akpos.

AKPOS: (smiling) Minidad.