Best Jokes of the day: Say Daddy!

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DADDY: Say daddy!

BABY: Mommy!

DAD: Come on, say daddy!

BABY: Mommy!

DAD: F*ck you, say daddy!

BABY: F*ck you, Mommy!

MUM: Honey, I'm home!

BABY: F*ck you!

MUM: (shocked!) Who taught you that?!

BABY: Daddy!

DAD: Son of a b*tch!