Relationship Joke: Telephone Conversations

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TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES

Mary: Hello Love!

Sarah: Hello babe, how are you today?

Mary: I'm fine dear; I've missed you a lot.

Sarah: And me too

Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon.

Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you... I will be expecting you sweet.

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL:

Mary: I'm going to visit that dirty girl again.

Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS

Togo: Bastard how far?

Buka: Madman I position! How that your drunk old man?

Togo: hahaha! Him dey... What of your imbecile brother?

Buka: hahahaha! Fool everybody dey... You dey house? I dey come charge phone for your house.

Togo: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink beer.

Buka: Idiot like you. Later now!

AFTER DROPPING THE CALL:

Togo: That buka can be funny at times but always a great companion anytime.

Buka: Togo is just a reliable friend.

LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other, but they never like themselves...

Boys are always mean and rude, but they will always have each other's back.

TRUE or FALSE?