Funniest Joke: I need a man

[yetadem]

Akpos was toasting a girl. This is the conversation that ensued...

AKPOS: What kind of man do you want?

GIRL: I need a man about 6"5, God-fearing, respectful, faithful, handsome, intelligent, rich, brings me breakfast in bed, takes me on annual vacations, loves me for who I am and would never cheat on me.

AKPOS: Get clay and make him yourself.