Funny Joke: Rich Man's House - Man and Maid Conversation

[emezico]

A man went with a friend to visit his babe from a very rich family. The maid approached him and asked, what would you like to have sir; fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?

Man: tea please.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea? Man: Ceylon tea please.
MAID: how do you want it, black or white?
Man: white.
MAID: milk or fresh cream?
Man: with milk. MAID: goat milk or cow milk?
Man: cow's milk.
MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Man: umm!, lemme go with the freezeland cow.
MAID: would you like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
Man: sugar.
MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar?
Man: cane sugar
MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar?
Man:<pissd> Abeg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water.
MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water?
Man: mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non flavored?
Man: infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
Man: Abeg, FREE ME JOR!, i go swallow my SPIT!

[Nifemi donald]

Very rich house.All those things are in the house?

[Mercy esther]

Their wahala is too much.