FBI (Joke)

[melodyeye]

Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbour Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left... The phone rings at Billy Bob's house:
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yes!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yes."
"Happy Birthday, Buddy"

[MegaDeal]

Very funny! I can't laugh...

[sparrow]

This is just too funny and hilarious though wicked! Thanks for posting... please share more it.

[Beckysa]

Check this one out. hope you will like it.

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

[freeware]

Very funny jokes... It shows how intelligible the 3 agencies are... I can't shout!

[Tade olaitan]

Buhahahahahahaha

[Nifemi donald]

Fbi's are funny too.

[Becky02]

Its funny

[Tade olaitan]

me likey.

[Nifemi donald]

I appreciate this.