Funny Love Quotes

[harrisonboge]

1.   I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.    --David Bissonnette

2.    I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.    --Henry Youngman

3.   It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.    --Laurence J. Peter

4.   If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?  --Unknown

5.   If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?  --Lily Tomlin

6.    Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. --John Barrymore


7.   A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.   --Mistinguette

[emezico]

Nice one... keep it up!

[harrisonboge]

Nice one... keep it up!

Thanks for your comment and I wish you a very pleasant New Year celebration ahead!

[emezico]

Nice one... keep it up!

Thanks for your comment and I wish you a very pleasant New Year celebration ahead!

Thanks! l wish you the same!

[Samo gideon]

Lots of love.

[Samo gideon]

i luv dem.

[harrisonboge]

Lots of love.

Thanks...

[Jafar Anka]

a finny quotes

[Folami David]

This quotes are hillarious!

[Nifemi Donald]

i dint know love tinz could be this funny