Funny Joke: Meeting Between Jonathan and Labour

[emezico]

GEJ: Welcome!

LABOUR: My President. You don't look happy.

GEJ: Happy? When you people reneged on our agreement. You were supposed to go on strike for just 2 days.

LABOUR: It is not our fault, Your Excellency.

GEJ: Na my own den? Mscheeew. You allow d pple 2abuse me as dey like. I can't even visit my Facebook. U even allow dat Bakare 2join u.

LABOUR: Sorry Sir, we neva knew he would show his goat face. U know he is stubborn.

GEJ: U will announce d end of strike now & tell Pengassan not 2 put dem own o.

LABOUR: Sure thing Sir, consider it ova. Our egunje nko?

GEJ: Eh hen. 1st we agree on N120 & I will give u N40billion.

LABOUR: Sir, people will shout. Let's make it N90 & N35b for us.

GEJ: U ar not serious. N105 & N15b.

LABOUR: N95 & N30b.

GEJ: N105 & N18b

LABOUR: Oga av mercy, we plenty...

GEJ: ok. N97 & N20b.

LABOUR:Then Sir, Aluta Continua

GEJ: Waiter, get my friends something to eat. They have been on strike for some days now. Shebi that cassava bread remain ba? And the cold La Casera ehen, good. Excuse me gentlemen, Dame Love is on the phone...

NEXT DAY
Egunje Labour: After lengthy deliberations and consultations with all the relevant stakeholders, we are calling off the strike...... Govt unilaterally fixed N97. We will join....We will do this....We will do that, we will <fades........!>

[Nifemi donald]

Funny guy.

[Samo gideon]

i luv this.

[Nifemi Donald]

The meeting shouldn't have held in the first instance.see what has happened now.hahaha