Funny Joke: Funny Discussion Between a Guy and his Girlfriend

Started by emezico, Feb 08, 2012, 08:41 PM

emezico

Babe: baby do you still luve me like before?
Guy: yes luve! My luve for you will never change.
Babe: dats my babyyyy
Babe: I want you to buy me somtine.
Guy: just name it
Babe: its just one BB porsche sha...
Guy: no problem. Just find out the price and let me know
Babe: its 450 000 naira
Guy: is it manual or authomatic? is it still in a good shape, as in, the engine. Have you checked the fuel consumption too?
Babe: honey,i s not a car ooo... its a phone.
Guy: phone?
Guy: dat means it will have a fridge, generator set, plasma and a wardrobe, abi?
Babe: are you buying it or not?
Guy: pls am not o! I can't!:
Babe: Helloooooo!
Guy: Hiiiiiiiii !
Babe: don't even border again. I will call alhaji to get it for me this evening.
Guy: Better still, call Atiku he will be faster
Babe: am going to delete you
Guy: is your fone hanging? Cos I have deleted you since you mentioned porsche.
Guy: Idiot! How much is bride price even in igbo land sef...lol




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Guys should pay their price. Girls are costly, very costly and should not be used like that

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