A True Story

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Dear Reader,

You might find this shocking, but I finally wrote something true.

A few years ago something happened to me that was so bizarre I had to write about it.  The result is an e-book Amazon is publishing today called An Unexpected Twist.

It's the most personal thing I've ever written.  What's it about?  Well, I'm not going to spoil it for you, but I hope it makes you laugh, makes you think, and maybe even makes you a little bit happier about your life.  Critics are calling it the funniest thing since Rick Santorum.  And here's the best part: it's only 99 cents.  If you're like me, you've spent that much downloading a Duran Duran song while drunk.

If you like my work at The Borowitz Report or on Twitter and Facebook, it would mean a lot to me if you'd consider downloading my e-book.  You can get it by clicking the link below.  And thanks, as always, for supporting what I do.  I couldn't do it without you.

Love,

Andy

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