Funny Jokes: St. Peter and the Three Women in Heaven

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There were these three woman and they get to the gates of Heaven.

St.Peter and his assistant are waiting. He says to the three, I need to know if you were a good girl on earth and that will determine what kind of key you get to go into Heaven.

So the first woman says, I was very good on earth and I was a virgin before I was married and remained a virgin for the rest of my life.

Very good, give her the golden key St. Peter says to his assistant. He gives the first woman the key and she goes in.

The second woman then says, I was a virgin until I got married, and I lost my virginity with my husband.

Okay, St Peter says to his assistant, give her the silver key. She gets the silver key and goes in.

Then the third woman says, I slept with every man I could before and after I got married.

St Peter then looks at his assistant and says Give her the key to my room.