Crazy words: What will you call this? madness or what?

[Engr Jidex]

What u will call this? madness or wat?

• U dey do opening prayer 4 Night club....(Na God go slap ur mouth).

• U come Facebook dey find true love...(u go see love run).

• U come back from dubai dey form British accent.... (Na rat go chop ur mouth)

• U be house boy u come dey play Rick Ross - I am the Boss....(4 where na mumu)

• U dey add water to egg say e go plenty when u fry am....(Why u no add yeast join am olodo).

• U no go university and u dey find ur name for NYSC posting....(Na yeye dey worri u).

• U come dey try read this one...sjhshgshf lkljdjflkjdl... .(ah sorry 4 u).

• Dem wan inject u with HIV infected blood u come wear condom....(mtch eeeew u dey mad)

• House dey burn, you wan use gas do fire extinguisher... (Hahahahaha.... u don die)

• U talk say Terry G music dey inspire u.....(unto which level na)

• U carry candle dey look for where fuel dey smell from.....(continue u go soon see am)

• When pastor talk say "Do something crazy for the Lord". U come carry church offering run.....(na who wan chase u)

[emezico]

For the last sentence, na God go chase the person

[Tade olaitan]

I dnt know o