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Funny Nigerian IFs and Us you must surely laugh at
« on: Apr 15, 2012, 09:35 AM »
IF 2 say...

• U dey do opening prayer 4 Night club....(Na God go slap ur mouth).

• U come Facebook dey find true love...(u go see love run).

• U come back from dubai dey form British accent....(Na rat go chop ur mouth)

• U be house boy u come dey play Rick Ross - I am the Boss....(4 where na mumu)

• U dey add water to egg say e go plenty when u fry am....(Why u no add yeast join am
olodo).

• U no go university and u dey find ur name for NYSC posting....(Na yeye dey
worri u).

• U come dey try read this one...sjhshgshf ldgdgfhsrkljdjflkjdl... .(ah sorry 4 u).

• Dem wan inject u with HIV infected blood u come wear condom....(mtch eeeew u dey
mad)

• House dey burn, you wan use gas do fire extinguisher... (Hahahahaha.... u don die)

• U talk say Terry G music dey inspire u..... (unto which level na)

• U carry candle dey look for where fuel dey smell from.....(conti nue u go soon see am)

• When pastor talk say "Do something crazy for the Lord" u come carry church offering run.....(na who wan chase u)..

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Re: Funny Nigerian IFs and Us you must surely laugh at
« Reply #1 on: Apr 15, 2012, 11:59 AM »
lol that is life for you....its allowed

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