Funny Joke: Akpors Gives His Family a Surprise Phone Call

[emezico]

Akpors called home one afternoon to see what his wife was making for dinner.

"Hello?" said a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," said Akpors. "Is mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Okon."

After a brief pause, Akpors said,

"But you don't have an Uncle Okon, honey!"

"Yes I do. He's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Okon that my car just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl came back to the phone.

"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh my god! And what about Uncle Okon?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have forgot that you took out all the water last week to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool, and now he's dead too."

There was a long pause, then Akpors said,

"Swimming pool? Is this 08099797367?"

"Oh sorry wrong number"

[EmekaWilson]

haba...d guy don kill innocent people o

[Engr Jidex]

Nice one..

[EmekaWilson]

how du you guys get all the jokes

[olofinfavour@yahoo.co.uk]

If dis is a true life story it will teach many a lesson. nice and very creative.

[Samo gideon]

See how he killed innocent people for nothing.

[Segun fadare]

Akpos has killed innocent people o

[Tade olaitan]

Akpos has killed me ooo

[Becky02]

Am sending this to my bbm fiends....its very funny but educative

[Jafar Anka]

a very intresting joke. it really nice