Funny Naija Mentality

[emezico]

~ All softdrinks are called mineral.

~ All Fathers came first position while at school.

~ India beat Nigeria 99-1 because the ball was turned into Lion.

~ If your wealth start reducing it's your village people dat are doing you.

~ Rice and stew....Every Sunday afternoon.

~ Every commodity outside Africa is original.

~ Anybody with Aids got it through intercourse.

~ She's a Calabar girl...Chai she go sabi do.

~ Every seasonin cube is maggi.

~ You must finish the rice before you touch the meat.

~ Every toothpaste na maclean.

~ Every insecticide na Fleet.

~ Every detergent na omo.

~ Any rich hausa is an 'Alhaji', the poor ones na 'Aboki'...shuo!

~ If you smoke, you are an armed robber!

~ If you find money on the floor, pee on it before picking it up, else you turn to Yam!

~ Only science students are smart.

~ Once you travel overseas, you must be very rich (as if they share money on the plane).

~ Drogba use juju tie Torres for leg...lol

~ Every girl that plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.

~ You must buy bread when traveling.

~ When you loose a tooth, throw it on the roof of your house and run
round the house 7 times.

~ Every noodle is called indomie.

Keep it rolling...

[Emmy Baba]

no be small thing oooo.....