Funny Joke: Prank Show That Ruins A Family

[Jobbers]

Lady: Hi, Good morning

Radio Station: Good morning, what can we do for you?

Lady: Please I will like two tickets for today show holding ds wkend

Radio Station: well, u can have d tickets only if u can play a prank on sum1 on air n make them believe it.

Lady: Dat's ok

Radio Station: Ar u married? Do u have kids?

Lady: Yes, n I have a son

Radio Station: Gud. U will call your husband n tell him he is not d father of your son.

Lady: Wow, dat's a big one.

Radio Station: Well, it depends on how bad u want d tickets, n anyway we will be live on air listening n also to step in 2 tell him it's all a prank.

Lady: Ok. Let's do dis cos I rly want d tickets

Radio Station: Ok. Where is he right now?

Woman: He is in d office. His numba is... (Radio Station calls d husband)

Lady: hello luv.

Husband: hi baby

Lady: how is work?

Husband: Gud! Can't wait to get back home n make sweet luv to u

Lady: Me too luv. But em... Dia's sumtn I nid to tell u

Husband: Ok, I'm all ears dear

Lady: U know I luv u?

Husband: Yes I do

Lady: And we promised to always b sincere to each oda?

Husband: Yes we did. U are startn to scare me dear, pls, what's ds abt?

Lady: Sumtn happend in my office 9yrs ago.

Husband: Wat happend?

Lady: D annual xmas party we have in d office, 9 yrs ago I got so drunk n had intercourse wt a co-worker...em, u r not d father of oyour son

Husband: WAT!

Lady: I just felt u shud know.

Husband: Ar u crazy?

Lady: Am sori luv; I just needed to get it off my chest.

Husband: I can't believe dis.

Lady: I'm sorry luv, pls 4give me.

Husband: U want 4giveness? Ok, u too 4giv dis, I have bn sleepn wt your sista 4 d past 5 years.

Radio Station: Oh God!

Lady: Wat did u say?

Husband: U heard me; we just confessed oyour sins to each oda. Is dia sum1 dia wt u?

Radio Station: Sir, ds is Pranks FM n u r on air. We askd your wife to play a prank on u so u guys can get tickets to go whatch today's live show ds wkend.

Husband: Oh shit! fuck up

[Amynwan]

it serves him right and this also serves as a lesson to guys and husbands that cheat on their wives.

[Tade olaitan]

I just hope this doesn't happen in reality.

[Mercy esther]

This should be done mostly in Nigerian homes.