Funny Joke: Modern Medicine

Started by emezico, Jun 01, 2012, 05:56 PM

emezico

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a CD!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice", he said. "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"

Nifemi donald


Motivational Tunrayo

If this is how to prevent diseases everyone would still have.This is a very wack way to do that.No one should listen to the peeps in this joke.

Aramide olawale

stay at home and remain there.this has a lot to do with morality.the boy is talented and .well endowed.

Becky02

This doesn't look like a joke to me

Amynwan

very good writeup, interesting.

Tina lawrence

what a very stupid answer.it is far from making sense