Funny Joke: Mr and Mrs Akpors visit a zoo (gorillas behave like men)

Started by emezico, Jun 12, 2012, 07:46 AM

emezico

Mr and Mrs Akpors at a zoo walk past a gorilla enclosure.

Mrs Akpors: Sweetheart, do u know that gorillas are the only animals that behave like men?

Look (seeing that no one is watching, she exposes one of her breasts)

Sure enough, the gorilla gets excited & grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.

Mrs Akpors: See, now I know why u react the way u do; men can't control their instincts just like gorillas can't...Men & gorillas are the same.

Mr Akpors: Wow..now expose both breast & see what happens.

(So she exposes both breasts to the gorilla & it gets very excited that it want to escape from d enclosure)

Mr Akpors: This is incredible, now pull ur skirt up, turn around, expose ur bum & let's see what happens.

(The woman did exactly & this time, the gorilla breaks free from the enclosure, grabs Mrs Akpors and starts yanking her clothes off)

Mrs Akpors[yells]: Dear..what do I do now? Please help me!

Mr Akpors: Now, tell him u're in ur period, u have a headache or u're not in mood, and let's see if Gorillas and Men are really the same!!


Amynwan

hahahahahaha God forbid bad thing, how ill mr akpor do such a thing? well its just fun. lol




pugo

Mr Akpor wants to punish her wife for not allowing him all the time he wants her

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Motivational Tunrayo

I've read so many jokes about this guy.His jokes never end.He is always funny.That goes to say trully, warri don't take last.

Samo gideon

He is using this as punishment for his wife.This is soooo ad for his wife.She must've felt very bad to hear that.Very shameful.