Funny Joke: Naija, a country where many things happen...

[emezico]

NIGERIA....My beloved country, where people.....

~ Check d expiry date of gala after eating it.

~ Go to church with extension and BB charger (charging in his presence).

~ Update on BBM "about 2 cross", get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz"

~ Say an opening prayer at nite clubs

~ Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match.

~ Go to a Shoprite, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30mins snapping with champagne bottles.

~ Wear sun shades at nite.

~ Dress in complete rainbow colours like its rag day and call it colour blocking.

~ Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines).

~ Wear head warmers at 45 degrees celsius.

~ Call a fat hausa man "Alhaji" and a thin one "Aboki".

~ Travel to China for 2 days and come back with a British accent.

Keep it rolling...

[Mercy esther]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Nifemi donald]

Naija is mouthed.

[Jafar Anka]

9ja my country

[Mercy esther]

Several of things.

I'm laughing crazily here o.

[Tade olaitan]

strange things u mean..

[Mercy esther]

This things are so hillarious.Especially the DYING TINZ part.

[Samo gideon]

this is funny.you guyz rock.

[pugo]

haaaa guy you really studied Nigeria and its people its so funny

[Shola Sholaz]

Things happen in Nigeria more than any other place.Nigeria is known for that one...nyc joke