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Old Titles Job To New Titles
« on: Jul 12, 2012, 05:02 PM »
SOME NEW JOB TITLES

*OLD TITLES - NEW TITLES

*Garden Boy: Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist

*House Maid: Family Environs Upkeep Manager

*Receptionist: Front Office Manager/Office Access Control

*Typist: Printed Document Handler

*Messenger: Business Communications Conveyer

*Window Cleaner: Transparent Wall Technician

*Temporary Teacher: Associate Tutor

*Tea Boy: Refreshment Overseer

*Garbage Collector: Public Sanitation Technician

*Watchman: Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer

*Prostitute: Practical S-e-x-u-a-l Relations Officer

*Thief: Wealth Distribution Officer

*Driver: Automobile Propulsion Specialist

*Maid: Domestic Operations Specialist

*Employee without Portfolio: Administration Manager

*Cook: Food Preparation Officer

Do Not Forget

*Unemployed: Suburb/Township Management

*Gossiper: Research Manager

Keep rolling...

emezico

Re: Old Titles Job To New Titles
« Reply #1 on: Jul 13, 2012, 03:04 AM »
This is called "re-packaging"...lol

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