Funny Joke: Everything is big in Naija

[Emmy Baba]

EVERYTHING IS BIG NONI

Akpors went to pick his online date who was visiting Nigeria for the first time from the airport with his Hummer jeep.

Lady: Wow, you have a big car

Akpors: Ma sista everything in Nigeria is big o!

He takes his date to a restaurant...

Lady: This place is big!

Akpors: Ma sista as I told you everything in Nigeria is big o!

They got to his mansion later on...

Lady: This is Huge!

Akpors: A a! how may times will I tell you? Things in Nigeria are big o!

He leads her to the bedroom and undresses..

Lady: Oh my God! That is gigantic!

Akpors: Ahhh! I already told you everything in Nigeria is big..

As he enters her, he pauses...

... then screams;

"Chinekee! Ma sista, are you also from Nigeria!!?"

LOBATAN!

[Aramide olawale]

She's been used severally.

[Samo gideon]

akpos has entered one chance.

[Tina lawrence]

He was happy with every other thing that was big but i'm very sure he won't be happy with this one.....

[pugo]

The lady na big Nigerian who they like pretend. Sorry akpor

[Folami David]

i cannot blame him,he must've seen something unusual

[Shola Sholaz]

Akpors just know how to brighten certain moods whoever is in. This makes me laugh very hard. Extra funny i must say

[Shola Sholaz]

And that is very true. Everything is trully big in Nigeria. Now i very much agree with what Akpos said. Very nice.

[femifemzy3]

This is just another incredible joke. Akpos is just a goat with things he says at time. What a joke once more.