Funny Joke:An American, A Japanese and A Nigerian

Started by Becky02, Jul 15, 2012, 08:53 AM

Becky02

An American, A Japanese and A Nigerian were sitting Uncalled in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The American presses his fore-arm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. That's my pager, he says. I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm. A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, That's my mobile I
have a microchip in my hand. The Nigerian, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be out done,decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and said, Wow! What's that? I'm getting a Fax, he explains.