Funny Joke - Smart boy

[Mudassir Danhassan]

A female teacher who all the class addresses as madam was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade. The boy said "Madam, I should be in 4th grade, I’m smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade". The Madam(teacher) had heard enough of d complain and took d boy 2 d principal's office. She explained everything 2 d principal who decided 2 test d boy with sum questions that a 4th grade should know.

Principal: What is 3+3

Boy: 6

Principal: 6+6

Boy: 12

And so on, the principal asked d boy all questions and d boy got them right. The principal then told d Madam 2 send d boy to 4th grade. Madam decided 2 ask her questions and d principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4 of, that I’ve only 2 of

Boy: Legs

Madam: What is in ur pants that you've but I dnt have

Boy: pockets

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid

Boy: Coconut

Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop d answer, the boy was taking charge

Boy: Bubble gum

Madam: You stick ur poles inside me. You tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do

Boy: Tent

The principal was lookin restless

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me wen u're bored. The best man always has me 1st

Boy: Weddin ring

Madam: I come in many sizes. Wen I’m nt well, I drip. Wen u blow me,you feel gud

Boy: Nose

Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come wit a quiver

Boy: Arrow

Madam: What starts wit 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if u dnt get it, u've 2 use ur hand

Boy: Fork

Madam: What is it that all men ve,it's longer in sum men than others,the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage

Boy: surname

Madam: What part of d man has no bone but has muscles wit a lot of veins like pumpin and is responsible 4 makin luv

Boy: Heart

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said 2 d Madam 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last ten questns wrong myself.

[Mercy esther]

he is truly intelligent.