Funny Joke: Generous lawyer

Started by Becky02, Jul 26, 2012, 07:41 AM

Becky02

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way? The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income? Embarrassed, the United Way re mumbled, Um ... no. The lawyer interrupts, or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair? The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident, the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, leaving her penniless with three children?!The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, I had no idea...
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?


Tina lawrence

Smart lawyer.He has brains for all i care.What he said is so so on point.I like it

EbukaOkafor14

Now this is very reasonable question if u look at it deeply. It is what it is.
The truth and it's also funny.

EbukaOkafor14

I was expecting it to end that way because of the way the joke was going. Very funny one.