Funny Joke: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

[Becky02]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed. She told him, Tomorrow morning, I expect to find ga gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

[Tina lawrence]

Missing? The wife must've sent kidnappers to kidnap him.so sorry for him

[EbukaOkafor14]

Let us just wait and see if he'll be found or not. He has to be found because he has to correct things on ground now.

[EbukaOkafor14]

He is lucky he is just missing and not killed. This is matter of life and death.
Haha