Funny Joke - 2 Thiefs

[Mudassir Danhassan]

a rich man in Warri was in his house sleeping one night when 2 local thieves entered his house to rob him without him knowing, so they succeeded in stealing the man's Dollars,but unfortunately for one of the theives he dashed his foot to a iron bucket,immediately d rich man woke up and shouted

     
RICHMAN:Who is dat
1st thief :SCREAMED MEOW








RICHMAN:Na wah for all this pussy cat sef



So the first thief succeeded in escaping. as the 2nd thief was trying to escape too he also dashed his foot to d bucket,so the man woke up again and shouted



RICHMAN:Who b dat again

2nd thief :Shouted  Oga i b d second pussy.

[Aramide olawale]

d 2nd guy should be a blonde.very folish reply he gave dere.he shld be kiled cos dat is naija way of punishn thieves. 

[Samo gideon]

Second cat.hahaha dumb thief.He has just put that other one in trouble.They will both have to go to jail now.SMH for them.