Funny Joke: The Big Flood

[Becky02]

It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.
As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the rowboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared. "Climb in!" shouted a man in the boat. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.
Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God. "Heavenly Father," he said, "I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?" God gave him a puzzled look, and replied "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"

[MR JOKE]

God is still telling us that he helps those who help themeselves.He won't come down from heaven to help us.He has other things to do.God bless God.

[Aramide olawale]

God does things through human beings nowadays. all we need do is pray and fast fervently so as 2 receive things from him

[Motivational Tunrayo]

I think he deserves to die for thinking God will come physically.he is sick and does not deserve to live.silly man.

[Motivational Tunrayo]

He himself does not know who God really is.if he did,he won't expect such a thing.God save him he dint die.

[Davzy folamz]

i think he has learnt his lesson after everything.this goes out to all those that think God should do everytin 4 dem.

[Seun Omokunle]

This is a good story to learn from that God is still on the thrown. Though is a good thing to have faith in God but not the way he thinks,when God has sent him helpers.