Funny Joke: D̶̲̥̅̊ village boys!

Started by Becky02, Aug 02, 2012, 08:41 PM

Becky02

Three Village boys were brought to Lagos by their uncle.
They were so blunt that they couldn't even speak "pigeon English" let alone fluent English. As a result of that, their uncle who brought them form the village gave them an. Assignment that by this time next week, if they can't say any English word, they should Prepare to head back to the village where they came from.
So these poor boys came all out to watch and hear people speak the language called English.
The first boy, being the oldest and the most exposed amongst the other two, decided to go to the market square where he overheard people discussing and one of them said "we three men" so he crammed that word and that was how he learnt his first English word.
The second boy who preferred to stay away till evening also learnt his first English word "Last night"
And finally the third boy who was always in the bus stop also learnt his first English word from the market people
Who are always quarreling, "You no fit shakara us"
At that, the three boys were so happy that at last they knew an English word.
But their happiness didn't last long when they both went to a nearby field to play football with their friends
Unknowing to them, there was a dead body by the canal, which wasn't far from the field
On sighting the body, their colleagues fled and left them all alone in the field long with the body.
Few moments later, the policemen were hinted and came to the scene.

*Remember, these guys can't speak English*

Policeman: Who killed this guy?

First boy: we three men

Policeman: When?

Second boy: Last night

Policeman: Am taking you all to the station

Third boy: you no fit shakara us