Funny joke- A man and his wife

[Ibrahim Ibrahim A]

Mr. X found out after three years of marriage, that his wife had killed her first husband. He stayed married to his wife even after his discovery, but refused to eat her cooking and then bought a dog after he could not escape from her any longer. She eventually began to complain that he loved the dog too much, because when ever she cooked for him, he would give Bruno the dog some of the food and watch it eat and play for an hour before eating himself.
One day, his wife cooked for him and he called the dog. Bruno came to him, ate some of the beans, and went outside to play. Minutes later, Mr. X ate the remaining and sat in front of the TV to watch a match. An hour later, his niece ran into the house shouting "Bruno! Bruno!"
"What happened to Bruno?" he asked her, concerned.
"Bruno is dead!" she replied.
Mr. X called his wife and began shouting "Murderer!" at her, promising her that she would never get any of his money and saying all sorts. When he paused for breath, his niece added,
"The gentle man that hit him accidentally is waiting to see you outside."

[Becky02]

ℓ☺ℓz... May God forgive him and I hope the wife will forgive him too.

[Nifemi Donald]

After saying all sort to his wife he has now known the truth.it was an accident.

[Tina lawrence]

mister x is a mugu.a great one at that.he just accused his wife for nothing.the wife will not forgive him

[Nifemi Donald]

I hope the wife won't accept any apology he makes.That man is a kind of man i hate.They take actions without basis

[Nifemi Donald]

ℓ☺ℓz... May God forgive him and I hope the wife will forgive him too.

This kind of man nees to be hanged

[Amynwan]

well i dont blame the man, he is only afraid of death.

[pugo]

The man should plead with all his money and love to the wife and should try to find out why the husbands died and should not be fearing the wife. The woman is not insane too people will be running away from her

[KingFemzee]

Thats what i call look before u leap aka "obelanga"

[Nifemi Donald]

mister x is a mugu.a great one at that.he just accused his wife for nothing.the wife will not forgive him

His wife should starve him his bed right