Funny Joke: I Need a Raise $ir

Started by Bsquare, Aug 07, 2012, 10:25 AM

Bsquare

Dear Bo$$,
All of u$ have read the New$paper$, the $ingapore economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion.
In thi$ life we all need $omething most de$perately. I think you $hould be under$standing the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond.
Your$ $incerely.
Norman $oh.

Dear Norman,
I know you have been working very hard, Nowadays Nothing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well as yet.
NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading economist are Not sure if the United States will go into aNOther recession. After the November presidential election, things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager.

Aramide olawale

let me interprete what he means to you.he simply means your services are nt required anymore.in essence, YOU ARE SACKED!

Omolewa akinyemi benson

Very coded way of sacking people.
If nigerian managers can borrow this idea people won't be too sad whenever they are sacked.

Samo gideon

Next time you will not ask for a raise.now u'll start receiving ur raise in your house.too bad for you.i feel really really sorry.

Glory Skales Charity

Watch what you say next time.
You don't know the condition your manager was before you sent him that letter.
Just see it as You Sacked Yourself.

Ajadi yusuf

such raise shouldn't be asked for ever again.

Motivational Tunrayo

Wise manager.he does not want to break his hard badly.all managers should start using this method o

Tina lawrence

Moral of the story,try as much as possibleto remai contented with the salary given to you and put your employers in prayers.

Becky02

Quote from: Tina lawrence on Aug 30, 2012, 02:00 PM
Moral of the story,try as much as possibleto remai contented with the salary given to you and put your employers in prayers.
tnx, you are totally right.

Nifemi Donald

The raise was unnecessary.see what it has caused now.big wahala