Funny Joke: Female and Male Prayers

[Bsquare]

FEMALE PRAYER: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to"How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen

MALE PRAYER: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen

[Davzy folamz]

Should we now say they have so many problems?
At all now.Men are more problem-bound in every way.
They just like unecessary things.

[Becky02]

What type of prayer is this.?

[Tina lawrence]

females are funny naturally.they are all comedians really.they need help

[Nifemi Donald]

What you said about US is true

[Nifemi Donald]

There is a big difference between this two prayers. That shows how different Guys and Girls are.

[Glory Skales Charity]

No matter how long the prayer is, as long as the prayer is answered at the end of the day.