Joke: Mr joko illustrate garden of eden

[Seun Omokunle]

SON: Dad, how did God created Eden

DAD: God created it with his word of his mouth.

SON: What is the shape or perimeter like?

DAD: Ha ha ha it has 1 entrance like mouth 1 exit door like anus in the middle there are two apple trees and grasses down side there is pit which you can measure with a pole from pit & pole water irrigate the from.

SON: What does the pole and pit there for?

DAD: em em em you mean pit and pole? OK! The pit has grasses so you deep the pole to scatter inside for bush meat. Even can be using one also touch.

SON: So what! Adam cut eat the apple and swallow it.

DAD: Yes, Adam cut the apple suck it push the pole inside all the pit and slept there.

SON: Dad OK

[Nifemi Donald]

This man should not be asked any question ever again

[EbukaOkafor14]

To be very honest with the writer of this joke, I don't understand this one at all. Even if i did, i don't think it would be funny.