Author Topic: WAHALA (TROUBLE)  (Read 658 times)

« on: Aug 27, 2012, 07:04 AM »

~ When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic.
You go apologise tire.:O

~ When you tell your friend "your mama!!!" and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.

~ When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else...:]xx

~ When Patience Ebele is your English Teacher before WAEC.
Na A1 u go get, no worry.X_X

~ When you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord comments "on point"""""
U go travel go villa by force.=))

~ When you're in a bus and you throw away #500 note instead of gala wrapper.
Ol'boy, E don red be dat! cry

~ When ur dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout God punish NEPA.......and he's there with u.
Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.:p

~ When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping...
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.:s

~ When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar.=D

~ When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just stop beg am.=))

~ When u give beggar #5000 note instead of #50.
Generosity go change mind.=))

Keep it rolling...

« Reply #1 on: Aug 27, 2012, 11:05 AM »
When u go steal meat for pot n u turn back to  see ur mama.... Na die u dey dat day ooo.ℓ☺ℓz