Funny Joke - TWO CANNIVALS

[Mudassir Danhassan]

Two cannibals, a
father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to
eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.


Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad,
there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that
one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

...
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son
said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd
all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."


About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.


The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's
eat her."

"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."


"Why not?" asked the son.

"Because, we're going to take
her back alive and eat your mother.

[Seun Omokunle]

  What goes around comes around. The son wanted them to eat somebody else's wife and mother but the father refused that voice.

[Folami David]

The man is wise.he can't afford to eat something beautiful when he can swap it with something ugly.he loves his eyes than his toungue

[Tina lawrence]

The man already know what he wants.He likes beautiful things