Author Topic: Oh Lord, Deliver Us From Akpors The Warri Man  (Read 896 times)


Oh Lord, Deliver Us From Akpors The Warri Man
« on: Sep 02, 2012, 10:09 PM »

For a very long time, Akpors has been battling with a leak in his roof.

A faithful night, there was a heavy downpour when he had to move from one corner of the room to the other to avoid drops through his roof.

Hence, had a sleepless night.

The following morning, he decided to fix the roof.

After scouting for a ladder in his neighborhood, he climbed his roof.

Climbing wasn't anyway easy as he was panting and sweating.

As he was about setting off fixing the damage, he heard a knock on his door.

"Hello" he screams from the top of the roof.

A tattered looking beggar showed up on the other side of the roof and replied,

"Excuse me, can I see u?"

"What is it that u want to tell me?" Akpors requested.

"Just spare me a minute" the beggar requested.

Akpors hustled his way back to the ground, looking tired and demanded of the beggar,

"Ok, what can I do for u?"

"Can I get N20" requested the beggar.

Akpors retorts for about 30 secs, then told the beggar,

"Follow me"

Both began climbing the roof, panting and gasping for breath.

They both got to the top, now seriously panting for about 1 min.

Then Akpors turns to the beggar and said, "I don't have!"

Re: Oh Lord, Deliver Us From Akpors The Warri Man
« Reply #1 on: Sep 03, 2012, 07:33 PM »
He wants to make sure he purnish him for disturbing him.