Funny Joke: The River

[KingFemzee]

A priest preaching to congregation said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river".
And the congregation cried,"Amen!"
                                                            "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in
the river".
And the congregation cried,"Amen!"
                                                          "And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all
and throw it in the river".
Again the congregation cried,"Amen!"
The preacher sat down.
                                                          The deacon then stood up & said:
"For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that
river'". THE CONGREGATION
SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!

[Tina lawrence]

That deacon is a bad man o.He is not worthy to be in church.They are supposed to chase him out

[Folami David]

they just pack bunch of hypocrities in the church.this ones are nt religious at all

[Amynwan]

that is to sey, the deacon is a very bad guyman who loves to drink all this things pastor is throwing into the river

[Tina lawrence]

That river is important to them all.Pretenders in the vineyard of God.

[Folami David]

the congregation might even fight over that river

[Rexyspy]

Funny man... He should have said he wanted to have a drink long ago, instead of stylishly preaching away the bottles.

[doctor]

flexing deacon... laughing

[pugo]

The Halleluja show the amen is not from their hearts

[Tina lawrence]

The priest doesn't know he is dealing with DRUNKARDS in his church.They are all eye-service christians