Hillarious joke: A man and his father in law

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A man went to meet his father in law to-be and was chewing a gum.

The father in-law shouted on him in a harsh voice "young man you're coming to
seek 4 my daughter's hand in marriage and your chewing gum that's a sign of disrespect"

GUY-: "sir I only chew gum when I smoke or drink.

Old man: you mean you smoke and drink and you're here to seek 4my daughter's hand in marriage?

GUY: "sir I only
drink and smoke when I go to club"

Old man: "you mean you club?" :s.

GUY: "am sorry sir I started clubbing when I came out of prison."

Old man: "you mean you went to prison?" :O before?.

GUY: "Sorry sir I went to jail when I killed somebody".

Old man : "you mean you've killed somebody before?":O:O:O

GUY: "Sir it happened out of Anger, it was d man I wanted to marry his daughter and he refused so I killed him"

Old MAN: Ur highly welcome my son, you r on d right track, your d best and d right man 4 my daughter. HOW was your day?