Funny Joke:Breaking News

Started by Sunexx360, Oct 19, 2012, 01:34 PM

Sunexx360

BREAKING NEWS: TONTO DIKEH'S SPECIAL
"music career started n end in a day" -new world guiness record set by NIGERIAN ACTRESS [TONTO DIKEH]
- BM- "I tried downloading Tonto Dikeh's song but my phone rejected it. My iPhone is truly a
smartphone."
- sarah: Tonto Dikeh's two tracks are like two Bullets , One to Kill you and the Other to Make sure you are Dead....
- AIT Reporter : Mr johnson what do you thinkabout Tonto Dikeh's new singles?
Johnson: Ah! it is meant for people
who are ready to die
- Akpors- when a DJ Played TONTO DIKEH'S song at my grand-mother's Funeral, my gandmum woke up frm the dead and changed the Track
NEWS_PAPERS HEADLINES:
- I sang under duress - Tonto Dikeh claims.
Boko haram admits :We'R responsible
Dnt try it again -TB Joshua warns.
Dis is sad - Nigerians comment
- I think Tonto's Song is nice if you listen to it on mute: king allu
- truth be told NTA NEWS anthem sounds way better than tonto's singles : king allu admits,
- Truth be told, if what Tonto Dike did qualifies to be referred to as
singing, then my generator is the
greatest vocalist of all time = mereje jeffrey comments.
- Tonto Dikeh introduced and ended her music career in a day.
She said "Hi & It's Over

Nifemi Donald


Tina lawrence

Tonto is a big joke in music

Tina lawrence


Shola Sholaz

Tonto dike should never consider Music as something she can make money from

EbukaOkafor14

We're very happy to know that she has stopped the music finally now. She just doesn't have any talent in it