Funny Joke: Boy Toasting a Girl With Bible Verses

[emezico]

Courting with the help of a Bible:

Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend.
Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, "It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him."
Girl: But I don't love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still studying.
Boy: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens."
Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all."
Girl: But what is in me that you like?
Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But I'm not beautiful.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman
who fears the Lord is to be praised."
Girl: What do you want to happen?
Boy: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you."

[femifemzy3]

What is wrong with this boy? Can't he see that he has the potentials of a Pastor? It is very obvious!

[EbukaOkafor14]

This guy is wasting his talent, he can use this elsewhere and it'll be fruitful. haha