Facts About Nigerian Girls and Break ups

[emezico]

FACT ABOUT NIGERIAN GIRLS & BREAK UPS

1. When you dump a Girl from OGUN she will make a scene for you.

2. When you dump a girl from CALABAR she will beat you up and force you to love her again whether you want to or not.

3. When you dump a ABUJA girl, she will cry day and night.

4. When you dump a girl from BENIN she will bewitch you and you will wake up with your balls on your face.

5. When you dump an ENUGU girl, she will try to make up to you and ask you to kindly give her another chance.

6. When you dump a girl from IMO, she won't even notice. She will be easy removing
her jiggers and eating her SweetPotatoes.

7. When you dump a girl from WARRI, she will turn her bedroom into a brewery and drink all sorts of alcohol until she blacks out.

8. Try to dump a girl from LAGOS and she will sleep around with all your friends.

9. You don't wanna know about PORTHARCOURT girls, dump her today and in two weeks, you will be invited to her wedding.

10. Never dump a girl from ANAMBRA, if you dump her, she will tempt your dad and
become your step-mother.

11. Dump a girl from KANO and she will report you to her dad in the army and you will marry her at gun-point.

12. Dump a girl from AKWA IBOM she will sleep with your grand-father and become your other grandmother.

AGREE/ DISAGREE

[Emmy Baba]

Even though this piece is not thoroughly based on facts, l agree to some extents.

[Folami David]

So many break up nowadays so the whole situation is very hillarious. I cannot stop laughing @ this one. I rate this 10 over 10.

[femifemzy3]

This joke is simply saying Don't mess with Akwa Ibom girls at all. That is the case here.