Hilarious Joke - Madmen on a plane

Started by joker, Mar 04, 2014, 01:31 AM

joker

A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise and suddenly, one of them entered the Pilot's Cabin;

MADMAN: Teach me how to fly a plane!

PILOT: I would, but under one condition.

MADMAN: What?

PILOT: If you can get your colleagues to keep quiet.

(5 minutes later, the plane was eerily quiet!)

PILOT: Wow! How did you get them to keep quiet?

MADMAN: I opened the door and asked them to go and play outside!