#Joke: Where Is My Penis

[joker]

Akpos who was very drunk was with his girlfriend in a cinema and suddenly he fell asleep.

After a while, he woke up and started shouting, "MY PENIS!... MY PENIS!!!"

Everyone was surprised. He continued, "Where is my penis! Someone has cut my penis and my nuts! Oh sh*t, where

the hell is my penis???"

The embarrassed girlfriend said, "Shut up you idiot! Your hand is in my panty!"